zeldathemes
Alexithymia

Awkward.

I have a lacking of social graces. Well, I'm a nerdy, fat, pansexual feminist. who majors in psychology/women's studies and LOVES MUSIC! My passions: feminism, equality, body positivity - also singing obnoxiously loud to obnoxious songs- Marianas Trench is the best - I DO POST A LOT OF SELFIES - I DO THIS BECAUSE SELFIES ARE GOOD FOR THE SELF - THE POINT: I AM NOT YOUR PORN. I POST THESE PICTURES IN CONFIDENCE FOR MY SELF AND MY BODY IMAGE, NOT FOR FETISH. SO PLEASE, just be respectful. I appreciate all the lovely compliments, the lovely likes, the lovely reblogs, I sincerely do. Thanks babes.

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Work selfie!

Work selfie!

  #selfies    #selfie queen    #oh hello there    #hannah    #work    #cute    #fat and beautiful    #green and blue eyeballs    #I know I'm cool  

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

deatheaters:

dark times are coming for bloggers who don’t watch doctor who

laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

reblog if you are cute and unstoppable

IM ALL MOVED IN!!

  #wooooo    #woooo    #wooho    #personal    #headachd    #ITA FUCKING CRAZY OVER THERE I DONT WANNA GO BACK  

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

But is the app free?
Ancient Proverb (via halfassmonkeychild)

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

rnarker:

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

vy2cool:

wethinktherefore:

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.

kewlgrl:

dreamy

reservoircat:

Mutant 101 - Professor Xavier Should Put In A Call To Her Parents - 5 Year Old Mia Stares Down marvelentertainment's Cast Of Guardians Of The Galaxy As She Crushes Them In A Game Of GotG Trivia On jimmykimmellive [X

Vin Diesel in the background looking at her like “SHE’S PERFECT.  WANT ONE.”

thecrimsonbird:

me as Rapunzel. photo by thelittlestbat

thecrimsonbird:

me as Rapunzel. photo by thelittlestbat